I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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