YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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