But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
