i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
