marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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