i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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