i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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