Already got asked if we're dating
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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