would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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