Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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