with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i need to put some appletini on your dick
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
