white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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