You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
