I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is wine microwaveable?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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