good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
50% drunk capacity currently
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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