I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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