I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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