I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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