The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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