Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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