there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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