All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
