Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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