That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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