When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It's no shave November. This is our time.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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