"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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