Dual....:-)
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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