In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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