fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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