Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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