For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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