so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I need to stop coming to work sober
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I wear drunk well.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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