did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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