i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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