wanna go halves on a baby?
i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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