I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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