Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Soap is not a condiment
vagina is talking i cant
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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