Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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