Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
