Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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