Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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