nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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