He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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