Sry I called you an 8
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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