Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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