the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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