He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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