I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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