Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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