This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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