see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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