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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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