But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize