And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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