My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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