I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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