I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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